My wife just texted me.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 05/23/2014 at 15:15 • Filed to: None

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She just bought 300lbs of sandbox sand for $15. We're going to have one happy little boy.

$kaycog > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:17

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dinobot666 > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:18

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Feral cats just scored them a new litterbox! Seriously, check it for cat turds before your little boy plays in it.

For Sweden > $kaycog 05/23/2014 at 15:18

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Replace the cat with Mr. Golem's kid and the image is still accurate.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:19

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THAT'S 20 POUNDS OF SAND FOR A BUCK! I need to get in contact with my sand guy.

$kaycog > For Sweden 05/23/2014 at 15:19

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LOL!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:20

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Beware the "buries self completely in sandbox" days. Also, neighborhood cats.

CalzoneGolem > dinobot666 05/23/2014 at 15:23

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This is why we have a dog.

Hooker > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:24

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That's winning right there!

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/23/2014 at 15:25

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Neighborhood cats are a non-issue.

CalzoneGolem > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 05/23/2014 at 15:26

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ACT NOW AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOU ORDER!

CalzoneGolem > Hooker 05/23/2014 at 15:27

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That poor rear suspension of the Kia Soul.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:28

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lowes? we picked up 400 lbs for $20 last night.

mr_gofast > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:30

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CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 05/23/2014 at 15:30

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Yup.

BoulderZ > HammerheadFistpunch 05/23/2014 at 15:30

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This is good to know, thanks for the tip.

willkinton247 > dinobot666 05/23/2014 at 15:31

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A week ago, I realized this totally happened in my sandbox as a kid, and I had no idea what it was.

mr_gofast > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:32

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as long as its not like this - swap lumber for sand

BoulderZ > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:33

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Add this and a few others, and he can run his own little races right there in the yard. Add your own Orlove jokes as you like. Have fun!

CalzoneGolem > mr_gofast 05/23/2014 at 15:35

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No, her car is black.

CalzoneGolem > BoulderZ 05/23/2014 at 15:35

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Coworker is going to give me a box of hotwheels from his son I'm going to dump them all out in the sandbox.

Roberto G. > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 15:39

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If I were you, I'd buy a coupla sieves as well: you have no idea what you could find, in that sand...

tromoly > $kaycog 05/23/2014 at 15:40

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So true......

CalzoneGolem > Roberto G. 05/23/2014 at 15:40

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Treasure? I hope it's treasure.

dinobot666 > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 05/23/2014 at 15:41

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You have a sand guy? This is a thing?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > dinobot666 05/23/2014 at 15:47

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Nom, just having a Dwight Shrute moment. Thought it might be funny.

Roberto G. > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2014 at 16:07

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I was joking :-)... just remembering an old Law & Order episode (I think), where a kid found a finger... I'm almost sure that since it's stated for kids use, that sand was washed and sanitized.

mr_gofast > Roberto G. 05/23/2014 at 19:21

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its been bleached even lol

Hooker > CalzoneGolem 05/24/2014 at 10:00

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Hey, it was built to hold large hamsters man!

CalzoneGolem > Hooker 05/25/2014 at 05:50

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According to my math it would take 960 hamsters to make 300 lbs.